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Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot

after shot.

 The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to

 get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even

 met once.We call this arranged marriage.I don't want to marry a woman whom I

 don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family

 problems."

 The American said, "Talking about love marriages...I'll tell you my story.

 I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for  3 years.

 "After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and

 so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

 My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

 More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and

 so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my

 father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.

 Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.

 And you say you have family problems..Gimme a break !!"